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MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF THE WEEK/MONTH/YEAR

Went to sign out at work today
.....ID card didn't slide through the time clock as smoothly as usual
...........Jumped out of my hand
...................Bounced into the recycling bin
.............................Stuck arm down to get it back
...................Noticed perplexed friend who'd apparently only seen me dive in
...........Tried to pull arm out quickly
.....Recycling bin lid stuck on elbow, no card in hand (had to go back in)
Definitely not going to hear the end of it from him