- Tupperware -
There are all kinds of square, rectangle, and circle Tupperware. You know how hard it is to find the exact top, because there are so many options. Finding the right lid takes loads of hunting, sorting, and trying. Then, of course, there are those star-shaped, hexagonal, and oval Tupperware with lids that are the easiest to find - there's only one kind of lid for them and they fit perfectly right off the bat, no questions asked. We are the rectangle Tupperware!! Your lid still can't be found because we need to find just the right one. Those star-shaped people can get married so quickly and easily, leaving us lonely rectangles still hunting in the cupboards. Once a rectangle finds the right lid, there's no going back to the heap. You, Anne, are an absolutely amazing rectangle and your lid is getting closer. Lucky for you, your edges haven't been bent or softened by trying multiple lids. You're in pristine condition. Your lid is going to be one lucky guy!!
Have I ever mentioned how much I adore and admire my roommates? If not, then I'll do it now. My roommates are some of the most fantastic people I have ever met. They have been so good to me and I have yet to discover what I did in the preexistence to score such wonder "friends and roommates"
